brighter.

we miss you, corey :(

jacqui: when's corey back anyway
conor: corey is stuck in morocco
conor: really
jacqui: what??
conor: sorry, thought he sent that email to everyone
conor: one sec
conor: I'll forward it
sd: they caught him with drugs
jacqui: you're joking
jd: fucking hippies

step into my office...

zack: some of these broker websites bogle the mind. reuse of ids is even more amazing than incorrect status codes.
jacqui: if by "amazing" you mean mindfuckingly retarded and frustrating
jd: isn't that the normal colloquial use of "amazing?"
[ once again, I read the above while drinking something, thankfully this time it was just water as I laughed so hard it sprayed all over my computer* ]
conor: what does jacqui do in her office?
zack: I want a buzzer that goes off when jacqui has to leave the room.
zack: or a scoreboard
jd: we could just start making hashmarks somewhere
sebastian: zack is adjusting pretty well to our corporate environment
zack: although, it would really be great if there were incentives for making her go to her office.
jacqui: rofl
zack: 5 bucks
jd: or we could setup a jacqui_lolz twitter account
zack: something.
jd: and retweet all the IM lines that make her run out
jd: i'm just sayin....
* noting this is kinda gross, for the record : P

“I need to get my vim on… or somethin’”
— Zack, this morning, during a...

paraphrasing, it's the end of the world...

sd: jacqui, the world's going to end tomorrow
me: why's that?
sd: god doesn't want palin to debate
me: well then, i'm having a really good dinner tonight, i'm thinking filet mignon with truffles --
sofia: does anyone have any hash??!
[ ah, priorities! ]

jacqui: you cant use google spreadsheets?
sd: even emulating ppc it might be faster
sd: I don't think google docs can help
jacqui: sd: there's something google can't do?!!#!!
jacqui: you just blew my mind.
jd: conor's refusing to acknowledge this conversation.
conor: do I know you people?
jacqui: yeah, i was hoping to get a response out of him
sd: there are many things... some of them, for example, involve turning around the photo of dhh I keep on my nightstand
sd: although some of those photo-turning activities can involve google too
jacqui: i. can't. handle. this.
(here's where I run out of room laughing to the point of crying. again)
jd: jacqui will be in her office if anybody needs her.

“What’s \m/ mean ? I have a mustache in a...”
— Stephen Schorr, musing on the...

“there’s nothing wrong with a little gay porn in the...”
— Zach, coworker @ StreetEasy

prejudicial hippie

jm: sd, can i have whatever drugs you're on, please
sd: no
sd: you're too hippie
jm: i thought hippies liked drugs
jm: and wait a second
jm: since when am i a fucking hippie?!
sd: points at the flowers
jm: now i'm mad
jm: and now i have to listen to ministry
jm: THANKS SEBASTIAN
jd: from hippie to "i hate my dad"
jd: i dunno which is worse
jd: ;p
jm: what?
jd: it's just the whole industrial/goth thing
jd: kill my parents
jd: etc
jm: oh oh
sd: see, Im not the only one full of prejudices and generalizations

Emo for Obama

code WTF?

if only women could be traded...

My friend Monte and his LOLz : )
monte: your absense from my local life is forcing me to date some other 5'11" redhead
monte: though i think yer 5'10"
monte: she can't really hold a candle to you
monte: i'd trade her for you in a sec
jacqui: ...
monte: if yanno
monte: women could be traded
monte: =P

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